S to the C to the U to the N
Evidently having survived 3 years at medical school, I have been deemed biologically robust enough to move into hospital accomodation in Scunthorpe. Here is the gallery.
Curiously staggered curtains.
Which makes me wonder...
Apparently no one can hear you scream, either.
Strangely, there is a mirror over the desk, set at a height which allows me to view my knees without stooping. Maybe I'm meant to be spurred on by the sight of myself working.
I have not taken photos of the mattress for fear of scaring off my readers and potentially getting my blog flagged for offence content.
My room has a particular aroma somewhere between damp and old cigarettes and I am unwilling to unpack just yet in the hopes that I may be able to move rooms.
Other things I am unwilling to do just at the moment are: expose any bare skin; get too close to the bed; and inhale too deeply.
Curiously staggered curtains.
Which makes me wonder...
Apparently no one can hear you scream, either.
Strangely, there is a mirror over the desk, set at a height which allows me to view my knees without stooping. Maybe I'm meant to be spurred on by the sight of myself working.
I have not taken photos of the mattress for fear of scaring off my readers and potentially getting my blog flagged for offence content.
My room has a particular aroma somewhere between damp and old cigarettes and I am unwilling to unpack just yet in the hopes that I may be able to move rooms.
Other things I am unwilling to do just at the moment are: expose any bare skin; get too close to the bed; and inhale too deeply.
posted by Michael at 5:38 pm
3 Comments:
Can we sign a petition to get you moved somewhere with proper curtains, no bugs and a way out pleeeeease xxxx
Oo-er... sounds lovely!! Maybe the hospital is trying to drum up business for some of the quieter wards???
i had a crush on a boy from scunthorpe when i was a teenager.
Sounds deeply disturbing - be a diva and demand better ;-)
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