Somebody save me from all these acronyms!
I think it was Alan Clarke who wrote in his diaries about a ministerial speech he once gave in the House whilst drunk. He says it was written in Civil Service jibberish and at times he was turning over two pages at once without even realising. It made that little sense. I've been feeling a little like that this morning in the library. Not that I'm drunk, but I've been going over lectures and I think I've hit the wall.
Was just reading about cardiology. I missed that lecture (something about New York) so I have no accompanying comments to the notes handout. What makes it worse is the lecture is almost entirely in acronyms. And because they are cardiology acronyms (I have decided cardiology is the worst when it comes to this little medical idiosyncrasy) they don't turn up in my more general medical dictionary. So, basically, I don't have a clue. Apparently, in CHF you might want to give the patient CPAP or IPPV and even consider PTCA if the ARBs don't work. And don't forget to use BBs that are ISA inactive.
To make things harder the library has been overrun by very noisy local school parties being shown what university is all about. I was trying to escape to somewhere quiet to work. And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
This has turned into a bit of a rant, hasn't it? I hope my two remaining readers will accept my apologies.
Was just reading about cardiology. I missed that lecture (something about New York) so I have no accompanying comments to the notes handout. What makes it worse is the lecture is almost entirely in acronyms. And because they are cardiology acronyms (I have decided cardiology is the worst when it comes to this little medical idiosyncrasy) they don't turn up in my more general medical dictionary. So, basically, I don't have a clue. Apparently, in CHF you might want to give the patient CPAP or IPPV and even consider PTCA if the ARBs don't work. And don't forget to use BBs that are ISA inactive.
To make things harder the library has been overrun by very noisy local school parties being shown what university is all about. I was trying to escape to somewhere quiet to work. And I would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
This has turned into a bit of a rant, hasn't it? I hope my two remaining readers will accept my apologies.

9 Comments:
Apology accepted :-)
Am I one of your remaining readers?
I'm so sorry Micheal... I've just arranged for 4 of my young people to go to one such uni trip tomorrow...
please accept my apology for being a willing participant to the cause of your, and others like you, pain.
it sounds hard.
Well, enjoy your trip. Just as long as you know that any remaining students will be muttering murderously into their books.
Yes, I think it's just you and Joe.
Hi Joe.
I'm still here too.
I would just like to state my agreement at the annoyance of acronyms. Psychologists seem to find it particularly riveting to name disease, treatment and individual with a acronym. I struggle to work out which is which :(
S
I'm here too and I fully understand the rant...
Michael you can be such a MKO especially when you start LMDS with your NQ, and excuse my french but I find this rant frankly MYFWKLJSN!!
I think when you've calmed down you'll agree.
Hi there Michael
but you're wrong, I don't read your blog!!
ISA, I believe stands for Individual Savings Account - so that presumably means don't treat the patient unless he has savings?!
Probably.
Michael - allow me to decode for you... Apparently, in CHF [chesterfield] you might want to give the patient CPAP [Consecutive Primes in Arithmetic Progression] or IPPV [interactive pay per view] and even consider PTCA [Peterborough Tai Chi Association] if the ARBs [armoured rifle battalions] don't work. And don't forget to use BBs [battleships] that are ISA [irish sailing association] inactive.
with help from http://www.acronymfinder.com which also might have the real answers!
Lesley
Thanks Lesley. Wouldn't want the battleships to interact with the Irish Sailing Club!
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